Smokin' In The Boys Room

“Smokin’ In The Boys Room” – Brownsville Station
(Spoken)
How You Doin’ Out There?
Y’ever Seem To Have One Of Those Days
Where It Just Seems Like Everybody’s Gettin’ On Your Case,
From Your Teacher All The Way Down To Your Best Girlfriend?
Well, Y’know, I Used To Have ‘Em Just About All The Time.
But I Found A Way To Get Out Of ‘Em.
Let Me Tell You About It!
(Sung)
Sitting In The Classroom Thinking It’s A Drag
Listening To The Teacher Rap Just Ain’t My Bag
The Noon Bells Ring You Know That’s My Cue
I’m Gonna Meet The Boys On Floor Number Two!

Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Now, Teacher, Don’t You Fill Me Up With Your Rules
But Everybody Knows That Smokin’ Ain’t Allowed In School.

A-Checkin’ Out The Halls Makin’ Sure The Coast Is Clear
Lookin’ In The Stalls No, There Ain’t Nobody Here
Oh, My Buddy Fang, And Me And Paul
To Get Caught Would Surely Be The D***** Of Us All Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Now, Teacher, Don’t You Fill Me Up With Your Rules
But Everybody Knows That Smokin’ Ain’t Allowed In School.
All Right!

Oh, Put Me To Work In The School Book Store
Check Out Counter And I Got Bored
Teacher Was Lookin’ For Me All Around
Two Hours Later You Know Where I Was Found
Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room (Yes Indeed, I Was)
Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Now, Teacher, Don’t You Fill Me Up With Your Rules
But Everybody Knows That Smokin’ Ain’t Allowed In School.
One Mo’!
Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Oh, Smokin’ In The Boys’ Room
Now, Teacher, I Am Fully Aware Of The Rules
But Everybody Knows That Smokin’ Ain’t Allowed In School!


“Smokin” By Boston
We’re Gonna Play You A Song, A Little Bit Of Rock And Roll
You’ve Gotta Let Yourself Go, The Band’s Gonna Take Control
We’re Getting’ High Today
We’ll Pick You Up And Take You Away
Get Down Tonight

Chorus:
Smokin’ - Smokin’
We’re Cookin’ Tonight Just Keep On Tokin’
Smokin’ Smokin’
I Feel Alright Mamma I’m Not Jokin’

Get Your Feet To The Floor Everybody Rock And Roll
You’ve Got Nothing’ To Lose It’s Just
Rhythm And Blues That’s All
You’re Gonna Feel Okay
We’ll Pick You Up And Take You Away
Get Down Tonight

Smokin’ - Smokin’
We’re Cookin’ Tonight Just Keep On Tokin’
Smokin’ Smokin’
I Feel Alright Mamma I’m Not Jokin’
Everyone’s Jumpin’, Dancin’ To A Boogie Tonight
Clap You Hands, Move Your Feet,
If You Don’t Know It Won’t See Right
We’re Getting’ High Today
We’ll Pick You Up And Take You Away
Get Down Tonight

Yea You Know We’re Getting High Today
We’ll Pick You Up And Take You Way Get Down Tonight Alright!


“Panama Red” By New Riders Of The Purple Sage
Panama Red, Panama Red
He’ll Steal Your Woman Then He’ll Rob Your Head
Panama Red, Panama Red
His White Horse Mescalino, Comes Breezin’ Thru Town
Bet His Woman’s Off In Bed With Ol’ Panama Red

You Just Don’t Know When Red’s In Town
He Keeps Well Hidden Underground
Everybody’s Gettin’ Crazy Fallin’ Out ‘N’ Hangin’ Round
My Woman Said, “Hey Pedro, You’re Actin’ Crazy Like A Clown”
Nobody Feels Like Workin’ Panama Red Is Back In Town
Everybody’s Lookin’ Out For Him Cause They Know Red Satisfies
Little Girls Love To Listen To Him Sing & Tell Sweet Lies
But When Things Get Confusin’ Honey, You’re Better Off In Bed
Cause I’ll Be Searchin’ All The Joints In Town For Panama Red


“Double Vision” By Foreigner
Feeling Down ‘N’ Dirty, Feeling Kinda Mean
I’ve Been From One To Another Extreme
This Time I Had A Good Time, Ain’t Got Time To Wait
I Wanna Stick Around ‘Till I Can’t See Straight

Fill My Eyes With That Double Vision
No Disguise For That Double Vision
Ooh, When It Gets Through To Me, It’s Always New To Me
My Double Vision Gets The Best Of Me

Never Do More Than I, I Really Need
My Mind Is Racing, But My Body’s In The Lead
Tonight’s The Night, I’m Gonna Push It To The Limit
I Live All Of My Years In A Single Minute

Fill My Eyes With That Double Vision
No Disguise For That Double Vision
Ooh, When It Gets Through To Me, It’s Always New To Me
My Double Vision Always Seems To Get The Best Of Me
The Best Of Me, Yeah-Eah Eah-Eah-Hey

Ooh-Ooh (Oooh) Ooh-Ooh, Double Vision
(Oooh) I Need Double Vision
(Oooh, Double Vision) It Takes Me Out Of My Head, Takin’ Me Out Of My Head
(Oooh, Double Vision) I Get My Double Vision, Woa-Oah
(Oooh, Double Vision) Seeing Double Double, Double Vision
(Oooh, Double Vision) Oh-Oh My My Double Vision
(Oooh, Double Vision) Double Vision, Yeah-Ah-Ah Eah-Eah Eah-Eah Ah
(Oooh, Double Vision) I Get Double Vision, Oooh
How, How?


“Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend” By Country Joe And The Fish
Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend
Pass It Over To Me
Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend
Pass It Over To Me

Roll Another One
Just Like The Other One
This One’s Burnt To The End
Come On And Be A Friend

Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend
Pass It Over To Me
Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend
Pass It Over To Me

Ro-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oll Another One
Just Like The Other One.
You’ve Been Hanging On To It
And I Sure Would Like A Hit

Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend
Pass It Over To Me
Don’t Bogart That Joint, My Friend
Pass It Over To Me